say it isn't so

It seems Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson are calling it quits. You have no idea how distressing this is to me. At least twice as horrible as when Britney Spears dumped K-Fed. Believe me, tears were flowing. I was just about to have a stained glass window commissioned to commemorate the event. Alas, it serves as nothing more than a bitter memorial to what might have been. Thanks for the memories. We thought you might make it.



Thanks for the memories.